A ton of really funny chemistry jokes for your reading pleasure. Share these silly and witty jokes, and enjoy! Short Jokes Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK. If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys. Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his […]
A collection of funny Sheldon Cooper quotes! “I am not crazy; my mother had me tested.” “Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.” “Ah, gravity—thou art a […]
Ah! I was surprised. Chemistry jokes? Barium! Sodium funny! We can all dream… All the good jokes argon.. Elements watching a movie.. Important molecules.. He’s positive! Lick the spoon? Could go good or bad…really bad. Better stick to this rule. Chemistry isn’t an adrenaline pumping thrill ride? WHAT?!
Short Jokes What is the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome? Pull down its genes. How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale. What did the femur say to the patella? I kneed you. Where do you bury dead people? Asymmetry […]
Math is awesome! Don’t let anyone tell you different. Our way of life would not be possible without incredibly smart people who do great work using math. With that life lesson imparted, here are some funny math jokes for one and all – even the kids! Short Jokes Why was 10 afraid of 7? Because […]
A neutron walks into a bar; he asks the bartender, ‘How much for a beer?’ The bartender looks at him, and says ‘For you, no charge.’ When a third grader was asked to cite Newton’s first law, she said, “Bodies in motion remain in motion, and bodies at rest stay in bed unless their mothers […]